Semen String
a string of s-m-n you pull out of your p-n-s when finished ejaculating.
caused by dehydration.
after having a w-nk, john was startled when he pulled out a long s-m-n string the length of his arm.
john was worried he might have an std but in reality he just needs to drink more water.
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