Semen Surprise
a crude s-xual act. it involves a male hiding in a closet, under the bed, on the ceiling fan, etc. while wearing a mask. when a woman (or man if you prefer) walks into the room, the male comes out of hiding and situates themself so that they may -j-c-l-t- into the unwary victim’s face. you then yell, “surprise b-tch” and run out of the room. for a better effect run naked.
“surprise b-tch, eat that s-m-n surprise!”
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