Semenophilia
noun; disorder characterised by an overwhelming, intrusive and pathological desire of the sufferer to procure and consume male s-m-n. usually refers to collection of s-m-n via s-xual acts, although victims of the condition may also scr-pe residue from toilet walls or glory holes. some years ago a famous group of scottish s-m-nophiliacs carried out an armed robbery of a glasgow fertility center, making off with several litres of frozen sp-nk.
dave: bertha, this frig is full of little packets of mayonaise, most of which taste a bit musty!
bertha: dave, it is time i told you: i have disease, it’s called s-m-nophilia, and i am getting help.
dave: so what about the mayonaise? (he isn’t too bright, our dave)
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