semi pro beer drinker


one who is working their way up through the beer drinking ranks, usually starting off with cheap, sh-tty light beer and progresssing to stronger, more full bodied fare.

a person who enjoys drinking beer but can only handle a few before slurring, vomiting, and p-ssing on themselves.

a pro beer drinker who has a half b-n-r(semi)
#1. i remember when karl had his first beer; he could barely hold down a miller lite. now he pounds heineken like it’s water. he’s ready to step up to the pros and have a guiness with rick.

#2. danko, the quentessential semi pro beer drinker, had two beers, then his pants fell down and everyone saw his blue moon.

#3. cr had a partial rod from staring at all the prime booty while he slammed a few modelos.

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