semper simplify
semper simplify: always make things as simple or least complicated and troublesome as possible.
her “what do you think about buying a boat or van that we could stay overnight in once in a while?”
me: “hmm, if i follow my motto semper simplify, i’d ask why would we want to buy an expensive camper van or a live-aboard boat? why not use that money on airbnbs and motel rooms for the rest of our lives and forget the boat and camper h-ssle?”
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