Senator Blumkin
a united states senator busted for soliciting anonymous gay mens-room s-x while publicly condemning such acts (larry craig, r id). such a person is:
1.) run out of the government by his “allies” in the nutcase right
2.) condemned as a hypocrite by the gay/lesbian community
3.) pointed to and laughed at by everybody else
senator blumkin’s career came to a screeching halt during the summer of ’07, but his legend shall live on in infamy.
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