senior camp-out
your last chance to f-ck all the people you didn’t get to in high school, while getting wasted with your cl-ssmates that you lowkey hate.
“dude i’m pretty sure i f-cked ashley, tori, and heaven at the senior camp-out, but i was too drunk to remember”
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