a j-panese practical joke where one sticks their fingers up one’s behind. is made even more popular from it’s appearance in the popular anime known as ‘naruto’, where kakashi uses the technique on naruto, addressing it as his “one thousand years of death” technique.
boy: urgh, my -ss hurts like h-ll. jerry just had to perform the ‘sennen goroshi’ on me.
- pink ribbon breakfast
eating out a girl in the morning as she wakes up while she is menstruating and sporting a tampon. the pink ribbon is formed from the overnight flow that has seeped into the external tampon string turning it to a delightful, light shade of pink. carl woke up his girl with a little hot oral […]
much like lowly but this is so incredibly low it doesn’t even get a ‘w’. last night my girlfriend broke up with me. i went from lowly to loley in the course of an hour. via giphy
- colonel gaddafi
colonel gaddafi = cafe oh john its gone 10 o clock hurry up im hank marvin lets get down the colonel gaddafi. west london rhyming slang you slags.
- mikey murphy
the roommate of luke korns; an amazing youtuber; the only person i know that can pull off harry potter gl-sses besides harry potter can i marry mikey murphy???!!! omg mikey murphy and luke korns are roommates #feels!!!! how does mikey murphy maintain a state of perfection??!!! #goals af
a girl that everyone wants to be around shes quite yet hilarious, shes always fun and alwayd got something to say, shes got a hot att-tude and all the males love her, girls want to be khya omg! did you see khya? i really want to be her.