señor david
the worst spanish teacher ever. here are the reasons:
1- he’s rlly ugly
2- he’s clumsy
3- he tries to be cool
4- he tries to be funny
5- he stands way too close to you when you’re having a conversation
6- he creeps on girls
7- he looks like lord farquaad from shrek
8- he claims he’s from a spanish background even though he’s lived in america for his whole life
9- he’s annoying
10- he his jewish and he makes fun of christmas music (that’s like a christian person making fun of a dreidel. you just don’t)
11- you could easily fry a french fry in his hair it’s so greasy
12- there’s so much more but wed be here all day
“señor david tripped over my charger for the 50th time today”
“señor davids gum fell out of his mouth onto a students desk again”
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