Sephornicate
(v.)
1. to re-touch or apply a full face of cosmetics from the testers at sephora without making a purchase. while it is perfectly legal to do so, the consequences range include being stalked by sephora employees who suspect criminal activity, contracting an eye infection from a contaminated mascara vessel or smelling like you had a head-on collision with the cody fragrance truck.
2. to request prepared samples of cosmetics or other beauty products from sephora without making a purchase. this is also perfectly legal but can have similar consequences to the first definition, especially when done everyday.
1. i forgot my makeup bag, so when i finished my work-out, i went down the block to sephornicate before i met up with the silver fox for dinner. he told me i looked beautiful.
2. as much as i love how it smells, i can’t afford a bottle of cocoashanell eau de poisson, so my friend and i go once a week to sephornicate some.
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