Septic Badger



a person who picks their b-tt for cr-p flakes and saves them up to eat later.
guy 1: what do you want to eat?
guy 2: oh, i’m fine. i just ate all the cr-p flakes i’d saved up this week.

guy 1: oh my god, you septic badger…

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