septum piercing
a piercing (usually performed with a ball closure ring or horseshoe ring) that goes through the thin piece of skin in front of the cartilagenous division of the nasal septum (between the nostrils)
that person has a septum piercing, i can see the ring
a piercing that makes one look like a mentally r-t-rded bovine. ent-tled first-world fauxhemians often get one to seem “unique”, “edgy”, and/or “outrageous”. arm yourself with caution, as they may bore you to death with diatribes about “cisgendered norms”, “the patriarchy”, and how monogamy is wrong if you enter their proximity.
so yesterday i got sooooo drunk while listening to the latest animal collective alb-m and considered getting a septum piercing.
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