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  when something has more coincidences than what seems natural, either within a small sp-ce or a small amount of time, or both. your story is so coincidense my mind can’t carry it.

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  -j-c-l-t- henrietta: “roger, dear, my road less traveled is getting rather sore, can you jolly well hurry up and scramble the tadpole squadron so we get this bedroom unpleasantness over with.” roger: “absolutely my darling, chocks away!”

• closed can of peaches

  (noun) calling someone a virgin; referring to someone’s virginity (mostly referring to a girl’s virginity) cara: gosh i’m so h-rny right now. i really need a f-ckbuddy. me:hun, you’re a closed can of peaches. you can survive without d-ck.

• Boston Popsicle

  a s-xual act among gay men where one places progressively larger objects in ones urethra with the goal of broadening the duct to the point where intercourse is possible with the p-n-s directly. dang jeff pees weird, but that’s probably because he has a boston popsicle. last i heard he was up to a roll […]

• omnivert

  a pervert for everybody. i’m not an introvert i’m an omnivert.

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