Sequoia Monkey Vagina
(noun) 1. the earliest known form of a womb of the endangered species of sequoia monkey. also known as the the acronym smv.
(noun) 2. a person that has his/her head inserted into his/her or his/her signifigant others -n-s.
(verb) 1. the act of becoming s-xually arosed by one’s own bowel movement (number 2) and then using said bowel movement as the means of lubrication in the process of s-xually pleasing one’s self. then sometimes they eat it… hard.
amanda is a real sequoia monkey v-g-n- cuz she’s always got her head up in her own -n-s, yo!
snap, amanda totally just sequoia monkey-ed her v-g-n- after that nasty dos amigo’s sh-t that stunk up my bathroom.
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