serf cancer
smooth endoplasmic rectilum functioning cancer. it causes lipids to stop being produced by the smooth endoplasmic rectilum, depriving red blood cells from essential fats. this causes red blood cells to collapse, especially in the facial areas, causing redness and also resulting in severe sunburn and peeling of skin. eventually will result in cellular necrosis causing death. this cancer appears to be genetically caused and has only been found in aboriginal australians however there is one case of it appearing in a male welsh tourist
he has p-ssed away from serf cancer
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