Sergeant Baker


a botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.
dirk: hey, nice haircut… but i thought you were joining the peace corps, not the marine corps.

lance: yeah, the dumb-ss at great clips gave me a sergeant baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

dirk: well, it will grow back… i guess.

lance: yeah, let’s go get some f-ckin’ pancakes.

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