ShaftZilla
the d-ld- of all d-ld-s. basically that special d-ld- that makes a girl (or guy.. if you’re into that sh-t) insta-gasm. shaftzillas are usually rather large, they f-ck sh-t up, and they get the job done.
“omg, my boyfriend had me out in like 5 seconds.. almost as good as my shaftzilla!”
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a kick -ss dinosaur/pirate/leprechaun girl. usually seen lurking around in cr-ppy horror movie channels, tackling and tripping unsuspecting people. she enjoys munching on bacon and hanging out with her friends mel, beth and cloud! random person: hey shamte shamte: h-llo! -trips you-
- shaniqui
a very large black woman sitting on her very large -ss at a vacant gas station. alicia: “woooaahh, look at that shaniqui!” justin: “oh yeah i’d tap that sh-ttt.” lauren: “wtf? ew.” alicia: “she’s so not gorgeous. look at her m-ffin tops!!!.” kevin: “hey, i love m-ffin tops!!!” lauren: “sick f-ck. but a hot one;]”
- Sharming
it’s when a person is sh-tty but also charming. we’ve all been sharmed before. 1) why don’t you break up with her already? 2)i want to but she is just so sharming!
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the gooseb-mps; the chills i get the sharoonies when it’s -10 degrees outside.
- Sharpie rule
this universal law states that if one steals a sharpie marker pen from a colleague’s pencil case, it will become the thief’s possession once the thief has owned it for longer than the original owner. “he stole my new sharpie marker but i can’t take it back because of the godd-mn sharpie rule.”