serial adultery
pre-watching a box set on netflix by yourself, on the quiet, that you would normally watch as a couple, because she never seems to be in the mood, and you don’t have the patience to wait until she is. later when watching it together, she will be none the wiser.
gary was bursting to watch season 2 of narcos, but sally was too tired, so he engaged in a spot of serial adultery.
Read Also:
- waikiki wake-up call
when cody lacy f-cks your dad in front of you and your mom is cheering them once waikiki wake-up call someone.
- #1 or #2
#1 or #2 -usually younger ones say #1 or #2 as an alternative for pee and p–p. #1 is pee and #2 is p–p. this is how the little ones communicate with their parents what they have to do in the bathroom. mother: “do you have to go #1 or #2?” child: “#2!”
- jamahryc
the most amazing, funny, smart, beautiful person you will ever meet. that guy is such a jamahryc, he’s amazing.
- i'll slice you open like an envelope
used commonly by football hooligans, ‘i’ll slice you open like an envelope’ can hint that the person saying the phrase is carrying a knife and intends to use it lethally on the person they are saying the phrase too. can also mean that the person it’s being said too acts ‘big’ and ‘untouchable’ and the […]
- tindarity
used to indicate how good the perceived rate of matches on tinder is in a certain place. the tindarity of sydney is pretty good for me, i got 34 matches! went to alaska last week, the tindarity there is awful. i have to move to a place with better tindarity.