serotta
n. an overpriced, trendy bicycle ridden by arrogant, social-climbing, elitist, post-middle age, post-yuppie douches who think paying $8000 for a t-tanium bike will make them more important and a better athlete. usually riders of serottas think they’re better than everybody and often can’t climb a highway overp-ss. these p-n-s extenders often spend more time on the roof of an audi suv than they do on the road.
every time you see some expensive bike ridden by someone with a paunch, a questionable fitness level, and a garish italian racing kit, it is often a serotta
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