Servantes
mythical being that has six octopus legs for optimal speed, four bodybuilder like arms, and usually carries a weapon or something to occupy his time (i.e. football) in each hand. sometime a servantes might have vampire teeth. they are usually covered in vintage tattoos and wear a king’s crown so that everyone knows how much -ss he kicks. covering his body would be sinful so they usually walk around naked, of in a revealing gladiator skirt so that all can see his m-ssive seahorse shaped p-n-s. very few have ever seen a servantes and if you do he is usually deetzing or shooting c-m missiles on fine ladies.
am i dreaming or is there really a servnates shooting c-m missiles on those fine honeys?
hot female: i need a week off work, because i was up all last night deetzing with a servantes
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