Server Monk


in the post-apocalyptic radio series “tales from the afternow,” server monks are “monks that get a cybernetic jack in the crown of the head, usually between the eyes on the forehead, to allow them to connect to the internet and walk through a virtual world. they worship server as a god and are the masters of the virtual world. they reside in temples and have acolytes and pet-tioners that cater to their needs.”

in popular parlance, the term is sometimes used to indicate a person with an intuitive and deep affinity for technology, or someone who needs to constantly be “plugged in” in order to feel comfortable.
“since i got a phone with internet access, i’ve become such a server monk. it makes me nervous to be without wikipedia even for a second!”

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