service the pole
a slang statement meant to perform f-ll-t– or jack off a mans p-n-s.
john was approached by tom and suzie. tom was being funny and asked john “did you service the pole? i just quit working for the cable company.” john replied, “h-ll no, but i heard you have a new job laying pipe for suzie’s plumbing.”
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