Sesame Standoff


whenever someone eats any kind of sandwhich of burger on a sesame seed bun, and once finished proceeds to pick and eat the leftover sesame seeds off the plate or wrapper.
dawn: okay… are you done with you’re roast beef sandwhiches? let’s go.
smitty: no way. sesame standoff.
dawn: for real? you embar-ss the sh-t out of me when you do this!
smitty then starts picking every sesame seed off the wrappers.
dawn: i’m never eating out with you again, dad.

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