sesame street shit
stupid rookie tactics that experienced veterans in the game don’t waste their time with. the mark of an amateur.
barney: “ho ho ho. bye kids! that’s all we have for today!”
director: “cut! good job on the episode. see you all tomorrow.”
barney: “to h-ll with those f-cking ankle-biters. i need a smoke like it ain’t no thing. you got the mary jane?”
big bird: “h-ll yeah ni’a i got a blunt that’s fatter than a tri delt at a hot dog eating contest.”
barney: “roll up that chronic, dogg.”
ernie: “this weed is brought to you by the letter m.”
(ernie takes a weak–ss h-t, coughs like crazy, and doesn’t inhale)
big bird: “whaaaat??? get that sesame street sh-t out of here, fool. you don’t even know how to smoke. and f-ck the letter m…i got this sh-t straight from sampson, beeitch!”
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