Sesquipedalophobia
fear of long words.
imagine the diagonosis…:
doctor: well son, we found out what you have…
patient: yes, doctor?
doctor: you have sesquipedalophobia.
patient: holy sh-t! that’s a long -ss word! i’m f-cking scared and i’m going to go kill myself!
doctor: d-mn, i can never get thru that d-mn diagonosis with anybody. sh-t!
a better way of saying hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
patient: give me the diagnosis…
doctor: there are two ways of saying this, but your not gonna like either of them!
patient: i’m ready…
doctor: you have sesquipedalophobia…
patient: d-mn!!!! thats crazy! get away from me!!! say the other one, quick!
doctor: you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia…..
patient: -dies-
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