Seth the Jew
the act of being named seth while being 100% jewish on a daily basis. one could qualify seth the jew as the biggest stingiest motherf-cker one could meet in their lifetime. at times, seth the jew may ask you to put sears boxing day items on your credit card (approximately $300/year) to benefit of an additional 10% off – however, should you ask him to “front” you a 1/4 of marijuana (valued at $50 until payday – 4 days later), he will simply refuse out of total jewishness.
juicy: yo, can you spot some marijane? you did benefit out of an additional 10% by using my sears mastercard on boxing day!
seth the jew: yeah, that’s cool homie – it’s 50 as usual…
juicy: do you mind fronting me till payday? the holidays were brutal.
seth: i am going to have to see if i do have any weed left…. i might be out…
(he is being a jew in your face!!!)
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