Seton Hall University


a school conveniently located right in the hood. some people from the hood somehow make it into the school. as a result of its sh-tty location, the whole school is blocked off from society by a large metal fence, and you have to id and swipe to do the simplest of actions (like enter the parking lot) and enter your building. further, you are not allowed to have a car if you are not a commuter or don’t have an internship..regardless if you are a senior or freshman.. a lot of the people there are new york/new jersey rich, snotty kids, so if you’re not like that then it is highly suggested not to go to this school. or else you will transfer after one semester, just like yours truly.
non shu student: hey hows seton hall university treatin ya?

shu student: it sucks i transferred. when they asked where i said i didn’t care as long as i never had to look at south orange, nj again in my life

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