settle your tits
when a person is overreacting in a situation where it is completely unwarranted, one can be told to settle their t-ts. a phrase used to let someone know that they need to settle down.d
a – what the f-ck ref?! crosby’s being a p-ssy!
b – dude, settle your t-ts. giroux’s gonna knock him on his -ss.
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