Seven Burger Patties of Hell
seven burger patties high whoppers (that’s 5.8 inches tall) served by burger king restaurants in taiwan and j-pan to honor microsoft’s new windows 7 operating system. highly expected in the usa.
the monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!
x: “how was your j-pan trip… scored any geisha?”
y: “geisha my -ss… after gorging a seven burger patties of h-ll i retired to the bathroom cr-pping my soul out.”
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