seven minutes in hell


while at a costume party, hooking up with a stranger while playing seven minutes in heaven, then realizing that that stranger is your sister/brother when the costume is taken off.
at the party, the hot chick in the barbie costume turned out to be my own sister. it was more like seven minutes in h-ll!
a simple variation of the fun family game ‘seven minutes in heaven’

the female in the scenario must receive -n-l s-x for a time no less than 7 minutes.

necessary caveat: no lubrication may be present (mandatory)
wow, sally, i haven’t been able to sit down since i played seven minutes in h-ll.

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