seventh inning stretch


when you are at a sports bar and about 3/4 through the game your girl starts to get a little fidgety and h-rny so she reaches under the table and gives your scr-t-m a long, stretching tug letting you know it’s almost game time.
i had to walk away from the no hitter on tv last night. the seventh inning stretch was too good and had to hit it and quick.

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