severance pay
an item or items stolen from an employer in antic-p-tion of the conclusion of said employment, such as from a planned lay-off; a final act of spite. doesn’t count if you get caught.
“individually-wrapped scalpels. is that your severance pay?”
“i also got syringes, couple boxes of gloves, and check out this bedpan!”
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