Severiano
in three words: tall, dark, and handsome. people with this name tend to have ravishing blue eyes and luscious brown hair. they attract all of the attention, and no girl can controvert his smooth talk and impossibly voluptuous looks. if you are really determined to get his attention, all you have to do is write him scandalous secret admirer letters and implant them in his locker when he’s off eating lunch in the cafeteria. oh, and if you really want to catch his eye, be sure to dedicate a song to him at a school dance, preferably “if u seek amy”. while the song plays, dance around him and playfully tug on his tie until he gives in and dances with you. he may claim that he can’t dance, but he’s just being modest. before you know it, you’ll be texting him every night from 12-5. guys with this name are handsome, s-xy, steamy, juicy, red-hot, risque, spicy, -rg-smic, and every other synonym of the word hot.
“dayum, who’s that guy over there? he is so f-cking s-xy, i feel like making out with him.”
“yea, that’s severiano. but don’t get your hopes up, everybody wants a piece of that.”
in three words: tall, dark, and handsome. people with this name tend to have ravishing blue eyes and luscious brown hair. they attract all of the attention, and no girl can controvert his smooth talk and impossibly voluptuous looks. if you are really determined to get his attention, all you have to do is write him scandalous secret admirer letters and implant them in his locker when he’s off eating lunch in the cafeteria. oh, and if you really want to catch his eye, be sure to dedicate a song to him at a school dance, preferably “if u seek amy”. while the song plays, dance around him and playfully tug on his tie until he gives in and dances with you. he may claim that he can’t dance, but he’s just being modest. before you know it, you’ll be texting him every night from 12-5. guys with this name are handsome, s-xy, steamy, juicy, red-hot, risque, spicy, -rg-smic, and every other synonym of the word hot.
“dayum, who’s that guy over there? he is so f-cking s-xy, i feel like making out with him.”
“yea, that’s severiano. but don’t get your hopes up, everybody wants a piece of that.”
people who have this name are only the hottest/s-xiest/most -rg-smic guys alive on this planet. n-body can resist their luscious brown hair and hypnotizing blue eyes. people with this name make you want to write songs about them, like to the tune of “if u seek amy” for example (oh baby baby have you seen sev tonight?). n-body can resist but to engage in exciting conversations with them about gr-ss, lamps, candles, weather, s-x, saturn, and nicknames.
“that guy standing by his locker is so f-cking hot!”
“oh, that’s severiano!”
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