[sewer monster]
the sl-ttiest mustiest foul-smelling girl at a party that one of your drunken friends hooked up with due to your encouragement that she was in fact attractive.
john, i can’t believe you boned that sewer monster last night..i was just playin when i said she looks like britney spears. she looks more like aries spears…
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