sewer mouse


a plumber’s term for a flushed tampon, after having clogged a drainpipe for some time, the tampon collects clods of hair and other refuse, causing it to resemble a dirty furry thing with a tail.
i wish these b-tches would stop flushing their godd-mn tampons.. if i have to plunge for one more sewer mouse…
a used tampon, generally that which is found through plumbing work, but also can be found anywhere after discard.
i found a sewer mouse in our hiding spot in the park. someone must have been earning their redwings.

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