sewing machine


a s-xual act between a male and female in which the male enters his p-n-s in both the female’s v-g-n- and -n-s in alternating fashion, much like the motion of a needle on a sewing machine.
wanting to satisfy both of her holes, bob gave betty the sewing machine.
(male variation) typically when one man uses the shaft of his p-n-s to tickle the entire length of another man’s p-n-s by quickly tapping with the girth of p-n-s #1 up and down the side of p-n-s #2. this is called a sewing machine for the fast rhythmic pattern used by p-n-s #1, also typicaly noted for making man with p-n-s #2 hum with joy like a sewing machine.
sometimes a man just needs the sewing machine to run on him for a while. once you sew you wanna blow.

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