Sex and the City 2
a new movie coming out featuring the resilient return of the golden girls!
old woman 1: are you going to see s-x and the city 2?
old woman 2: well, i am lonely, h-rny, old and i look like a man so naturally i can relate. yes, i will!
old woman 1: great, let’s put more stuff in out v-g-n-l areas! tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much v-g-n-l equipment.
old woman 2: we sure do!
old woman 1 and old woman 2 both p-ss themselves and die. then they sh-t themselves.
michael patrick king walks by.
michael: hmm, i think i just found the basis for s-x and the city 3.
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