sex beard
when you grow the sides underneath the sideburns out so that it tickles the inner thighs of a female as your perform oral s-x to give her more satisfaction.
“look at that guy’s s-x beard, that must tickle her fancy!”
facial hair grown by a man when he hits depression and gives up trying to score with the ladies of his type, and he refuses to shave until he actually does get laid. this aids in not only motivating him due to the itchiness, but also lowers his standards to pork any hoebag.
guy1: dude, i need to get outta this bar, my neck is itchin the h-ll out of me…
guy2: no way man, there’s some drunk chicks down the end of the bar. finish your pbr and head down there.
guy1: i guess so man, they are fat, but i really need to get rid of the s-x beard.
when there has been so much s-xual activity, particularly oral s-x, that a males beard is messed up and crazy afterwards. a males beard equivalent of women’s s-x hair.
i went down on her for so long that now i have crazy s-x beard.
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