sex box


another name for the x-box.
girlfriend: “hey baby we’re hanging out tonight, right?”
boyfriend: “um, actually a few of my friends are coming over to play halo 2.”
girlfriend: “fine go play your stupid s-x box since you love it more than me!”
boyfriend: “kay.”
a term used by hicks, or other similar uneducated people, to refer to a vcr or a tv set.
“it’s mah’ turn to use the s-x box!”
-some hick from family guy
a cheap alternative to a plastic doll.
it was big and even had love handles, but i couldn’t hold them properly. i stuck my c-ck in the usb port thingy whadeva it called nig ya!!!111
where a guy simply dunks his junk in the disc tray of an xbox and proceeds to open and close it repeatedly.
“what the f-ck man, my disc tray won’t close properly!”

…”oh yeah i totally s-xboxed it last night.”
a v-g-n- that always wants it
man! i’m really h-rny… i have a s-x box in my pants!
the act of having s-x vis a vis xbox live.
” hey man, want to s-xbox this afternoon”
” na man, i cant. i have to study after school”
1. (noun) an alternate name for the xbox.

2. (verb) when a person you are dating or otherwise hooking up with (usually male) invites you over under the guise of playing video games and/or watching movies, but implicitly for the purpose of hooking up.
1. “i spent most of winter vacation holed up in my apartment playing some s-xbox; it was lame.”

2. “whatever happened to you and that ryan guy?”
“we used to go out sometimes, but after a while he was just s-xboxing me and i stopped going over to his place to ‘hang out.'”

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