sex calves
noun. sing. ‘s-x calf’
soreness and cramping in the lower, anterior compartment of the leg. s-x calves are often induced by excessive hooking up or strenuous s-x positions and may manifest for days after the event.
ex. “dude, i have killer s-x calves today…. i need some ibuprofene”
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