sex clap


the sound heard when fat people have s-x. generally caused when excess fat slams against one’s partner during extreme thrusting.
bystander 1: oh sh-t yo! allen and maureen were boning!
bystander 2: nah. that’s bullsh-t
bystabder 1: f-ck you! i heard the s-x clap getting louder and louder.

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