Sex Day
1. the second day of school when you turn everything everyone says into something perverted.
dude 1: -eats a brownie- god this things hard
dude 2: ha ha ha ha ewwwwwww!!!!
dude 1: …pervert…-eats brownie-
dude 1: -walking in the rain- i’m soaking wet…
dude 2: ewwwwwwwwwww ^_^ ha ha ha
dude 1: …perv…
day in which every waking minute is spent enjoying coitus. used most often by desperate couples seeking to have a child.
jane: i’m ovulating, so i need to take a day off for a s-x day with john.
john: i’m getting laid consistently for 24 hours.
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