sexfast burrito
the act making breakfast burritos for you and your partner in the morning and engaging in morning s-x (s-xual intercourse before 12:00pm) afterwards. can refer to the burritos themselves, the s-xual act itself, or both.
she stayed over last night and luckily i had tortillas and eggs so we had s-xfast burritos in the morning.
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