Sex Ferret


a woman, or twink, who is like a s-xualized ferret. small, acrobatic and playful. this is the sort of person who grabs you underneath a table and steals your undershorts in the morning.
guy: hey, that girl jeannie is a real s-x ferret. it was unbelievable.

friend: i live down the hall from her, it sure smells like it.

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