Sex Fish
when a woman or man has the inability to perform the act of f-cking the sh-t outta their partner while on top. all they do is flop around in the v-g-n- or on the c-ck like a fish on dry land!
bill: wow john, i had this b-tch over the other night that couldn’t rid the c-ck too well!
john: u mean to tell me u f-cked a s-x fish?!
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