sex injury


24 hours after s-x you realise you’re in pain. aches. pains. random bruising.
guy – last night was amazingb-lls !

girl : yeah, but h-ll… i’ve got a s-x injury! my hip is in so much pain and i have a bruise on my -ss !

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