sex insurance
an agreement reached between at least 2 people meaning that in the case one of them fails to get lucky, the other one will provide them with the desired service (usually intercourse).
having someone ready to fall back on should one not be able to get laid. this can be a friend, a f— buddy, a partner in an open relationship, a s-x acquaintance, etc. problems often arise when 2 people both have s-x insurance with each other, and only one gets laid, or one takes out too many s-x insurance policies ie. s-x insurance with too many people.
1 – amanda had a hot date last night, but the loser said that he “had to be up early” the next morning and left her without any action. luckily amanda had agreed with her friend steve that they would provide s-x insurance to each other, and since amanda was in the mood, she called steve up when her date left and they slept together.
2 – mike and ted happened to not pick up any chicks at the bar last sat-rday. luckily for mike his s-x insurance partner also had no luck that night and he called her on the way home to hook up with her.
Read Also:
- Sex Definition
a r-t-rded definition usually made by a 12 year old on definithing failing to be funny. a s-x definition usually has this formula typical definition of a word that is turned into a s-xual act: while you’re f-cking a girl in the -ss (blank) and right before you c-m pull your d-ck out then say […]
- Sexiversary
the date on which two people first had s-x. he was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their s-xiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined. the date on which two people first had s-x. he was invited out for a […]
- Sextology
a group of six dramatic or literary works related in subject or theme. another word used to describe a six part series. often used to amuse people by describing a set of books with the word s-x. yeah the star wars s-xtology was great, espically they part with the gold bikini!
- Sexual Hermits
s-xual hermits is when two people get together on a friday nite for a casual evening and find themselves not being able to leave the bedroom until sunday afternoon. “s-xual hermits” girl has boy come over on friday nite to get together and find themsleves humping each other silly time and time again and just […]
- shabbah
term used for such words as cool, wack,dope….ususal bling bling language -flick wrist- ‘shabbah’ shabbah can mean anything! it can also relpace words, depending on how it is said you can almost always know what it means. shabbah was also the word of the week by a bunch of college students in yorkshire, england. if […]