sex keyboard
a woman who maks highly questionable noises during s-x, such that it sounds as if you are just pressing the sound effect b-ttons on a keyboard rather than pleasuring her.
-ooh-ooh-aah-aah-
-woof woof-
-ding dong-
-squelch-
-mmmmooooooo-
-beep-beep-
-dropped cutlery-
-police siren-
-tearing paper-
-helicopter-
-meow-
-baby laugh-
etc.
dude 1: do you think she’s faking?
dude 2: nah, she’s just a s-x keyboard
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