sex on a shelf
s-x on a shelf or “shelf s-x” tends to be a guy-girl pairing in a sort of fwb relationship. in this case, the guy can hit up the girl any time and she is always there for s-xual activity. basically the best thing for any h-rny guy. similar to a booty call.
jessica said that her and michael were friends with benefits, but she was just s-x on a shelf to michael. it was basically all about him.
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