sex panther

a s-xually misguided but extremely rare breed that eludes until finding its ideal mate, and when finally found goes “overdrive” and pounces on said -other predator- without any warning…d-mn!
meeting the s-x panther had me like wait …d-mn!
a cologne from the movie anchorman: legend of ron burgundy. it’s made by odeon, illegal in nine countries, and made with bits of real panther. used by brian fantana to seduce veronica conrningstone.
s-x panther smells like big-foot’s d-ck.
a cologne that is featured in anchorman. said to be awful smelling and used with real bits of panther. illegal in 9 nine countries.
s-x panther- 60% the time, it works everytime.
cologne used to attract the opposite s-x.

example in action.
brian fantana: about veronica i’ll give this little cookie an hour before we’re doing the no-pants dance. time to musk up.
opens cologne cabinet
ron burgundy: wow. never ceases to amaze me. what cologne you gonna go with? london gentleman, or wait. no, no, no. hold on. blackbeard’s delight.
brian fantana: no, she gets a special cologne… it’s called s-x panther by odeon. it’s illegal in nine countries… yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
ron burgundy: it’s quite pungent.
brian fantana: oh yeah.
ron burgundy: it’s a formidable scent… it stings the nostrils. in a good way.
brian fantana: yep.
ron burgundy: brian, i’m gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
brian fantana: they’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
cheesy grin
ron burgundy: that doesn’t make sense.
brian fantana: well… let’s go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
snarls
smells like:
pure gasoline
a used diaper… filled with… indian food.
a t-rd covered in burnt hair
bigfoot’s d-ck

it’s time to use s-x panther, the most potent cologne you will ever smell. oh yeah.
60% of the time, it works, every time.
yup, its made with bits of real panther. so you know its good. (s-x panther)
the thing written on the shirt of that ugly blonde chick in the advertis-m-nt at the right
that blonde chick wearing the shirt that says “s-x panther” is fugly
a fictional cologne used in anchorman:the legend of ron burgandy, it is made by odeon and is illegal in 9 countries. it’s made with real bits of panther, so you know it’s good. 60% of the time, it works every time
brian fantana uses s-x panther
someone incredibly s-xy with everymove they make, everything they say, and even when it’s one of their worst days they’re still incredibly s-xy. the s-xiness never comes to a hault and it never disappoints. s-xpanther can also be referred in another name such as natasha martin.
jerry: “whoa did you see that?”

larry: “huh? oh, that chick?”

jerry: “yeah. total s-xpanther.”

larry: “…natasha martin?”

jerry: “bingo.”